Rosencrantz and Guildernstern

Rosencrantz and Guildernstern were executed today in Englnd on the command of the King of Denmark. They were ambushed on their way to England by pirates, but were lucky enough to escape. Hamlet was caught during the scuffle and it hath been reported that Prince Hamlet has returned safely to Denmark. Rosencrantz and Guildernstern were friends of Hamlet from Whittenburg.

Hamlet

Hamlet died tragically after finally getting revenge for his father's death. During a duel with Laertes, Hamlet was wounded with a poisoned foil. After learning of the poisoned foil and the king's treason, Hamlet lept into action wounding the king with the poisoned foil and making him drink the poisoned wine. As Hamlet slowly died on the floor he granted forgiveness to Laertes and granted the kingdom to Prince Fortinbras. Upon seeing the carnage within the castle Fortinbras decreed that Hamlet be granted a soldiers funeral for his bravery. Hamlet is predeceased by his loving mother, Gertrude, and his father King Hamlet.

Laertes

Laretes died a hero, poisoned by his own sword. During the duel between Laertes and Hamlet the poisoned foil that Laertes had came into Hamlet's possession. Hamlet then used the poisoned foil (unknowingly) to wound Laertes. As Laertes lay dying, he confessed all of the king's crimes and asked for Hamlet's forgiveness. Laertes follows his sister Ophelia and his father Polonius in death.

Claudius

Claudius died due to his own treachery after being scathed by a poisoned sword that was meant to kill his nephew Hamlet. Claudius was further poisoned when he was forced to drink from the poisoned chalice that was also meant for Hamlet. Momnets before his death Claudius was accused of treason and his vile crimes were exposed to the world by Laertes.

Queen Gertrude

Her Majesty the queen was poisoned today whilst she enjoyed the duel between young Laertes and her beloved son, Hamlet. She drank to the great success her son was having in the duel, she did not know the chalice was poisoned.

Ophelia

Ophelia twas a beautiful maid. Distraught by her father's death she twas picking, crowflowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples along the river when she suddenly fell into the depths. Ophelia twas weighed down by her vestments and sank to the bottom, drowned. She will be missed by her brother Laertes and her love, Hamlet along with the rest of Denmark's court.

Polonius

Polonius twas a daft old fool. He met his untimely end behind th' arras, whilst spying in on her majesty the queen and the young prince Hamlet. Polonius shall be missed and mourned by his kin, Ophelia and Laertes. He twas known as a foolish prating knave within the court in Denmark and twas despised by the young prince Hamlet.